Here's The Naked Pic Of Orlando Bloom Everyone Is Freaking Out About
NSFW, 'cause 🍆.
Orlando Bloom was in full bloom on his Italian beach vacay with girlfriend Katy Perry. The "Lord of the Rings" actor decided to go stark naked while paddle boarding with Katy, you know, as one normally does. Judging by the wide-spread smile across his face, the 39-year-old was having the time of his life letting his penis fly free—hopefully it didn't get too sunburned.
When the pics first surfaced on media outlets, we got this frankly average-sized black box covering his hoo-ha.
Like, a little disappointing, right? Of course, fans appreciated the shadow, but C'MON, THAT'S ALL WE GOT?!
Then, finally we got what we came here for: the uncensored pics.
"I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock," Katy Perry sang to him while he paddled the board.
OK, I made that up, but STILL. She's just so chill about a naked Orlando hanging out behind her. Maybe that's just a normal thing in their relationship?
Oh, there's more.
What's up with those tan lines, Orlando?
Of course, people are losing their chill on Twitter.
Amen, sister.
If there's one thing KP and Orlando are doing, it's living their damn life.