This 7-Year-Old Girl Knows More About Life Than Most Of Us
Kids say the darnedest things. After meeting this pint-sized life coach, we're not too sure.
Thanks to Kelly Oxford and her Twitter account, we now have a glimpse of what goes on inside a (very wise) 7-year-old's head. Bea is less than decade old, but her observations and views about the world are just remarkable (and funny as sh!t).
Here, check her out...
Like, she knows a lot
Weed and heaven are two topics you wouldn't expect to hear from a seven-year-old.
And observes a lot as well
A reality show with half-naked cast and night vision cams. How in the world did she come up with this? Yeah, let's blame TV.
Her questions will make you think twice before answering
Bea obviously knows (too much) about the birds and the bees.
And she knows a lot about the songwriting process
Not all, apparently, as we all know Queen B doesn't write most of her lyrics. But hey, hearing this from a kid would be mind-boggling.
And even before she has 'em...
She knows how much of a hassle it can be.
She knows about the relationship between fashion and geography
Oh, that's just savage.
She understands the basics of conflicts
Yeah, we've thought about it too...
She knows how to get away from an interrogation
She'll be a hot shot politician.
She knows that she needs to take care of herself
Talk about slamming her mom's self-esteem.
She can easily give you the creeps
Prolly read Silence of the Lambs in its pop-up version.
Pretty sassy, eh?
She knows what she wants and knows, as well, when she had it.
And she knows how to not give a...
Oh, wait. Is that a...?