This Is What Your Cat Would Text You About If It Could
Pretty much everyone has phones now — and apparently now our feline friends are trying to get hold of our technology, too.
Amanda, a woman with three cats named Mitten, Buster and Jackson, uses her blog, Texts from my cats, as a platform to post hilarious simulated conversations she has with her pets.
In my opinion, they send the best text messages ever. These conversations make me wish my cat could text.
1. Jackson giving away his magic secrets.
2. This cat is saying what we've all been thinking.
3. Wise, old Mittens drops some deep knowledge.
4. Sweet, innocent Buster just doesn't get it.
5. This is the outcome if cats could collaborate outfit ideas in a group chat.
6. Cats are vicious members of the animal kingdom.
7. Jackson, the pig-eating cat.
8. Getting some sweet messages are not always a good sign.
9. Buster tries to get help "for a friend."
10. Poor Buster and his kill frustration.
11. Jackson knows how to get what he wants.
12. Buster is deaf ... selectively.
13. Buster the vampire cat gives out a warning.
14. Buster has the uncanny ability to give Amanda a heart attack.
15. Jackson and the story of the poor drowned fish.
16. Witty Jackson plays it really smooth.
17. Jackson is a big fan of Grey's Anatomy.
18. When your cats can text, you receive some weird birthday greetings.
19. Didn't really think that one through, did you?
20. These hungry cats are at it again.
21. Jackson is outed as a cat ninja.
22. Jackson has close ties with Puss in Boots.
23. Jackson enjoys taking a walk on the wild side.
