16 Dogs That Can Shake Their Butts Better Than Beyoncé
Some call me the Nigel Lythgoe of the competitive doggie dancing, but I'm just being honest.
I don't mean to sound like the Mary Murphy of the group, but let's give this Irish dancing Chihuahua a ticket to Hollywood—am I right?
Then again, this Golden retriever would blow the competition away in the partner round. That technique!
You call yourself a ballerina? You look like a hippo bouncing about. Better luck next year, dear.

HOLD THE PHONE. This girl just had a Julia Styles in "Save The Last Dance" moment.
All she's missing is the chair.
Your technique needs a little refining, but I think you have the opportunity to really grow in this competition.
NEXXXXXTTTTTTT.
I like your hustle, babe. I feel your energy.
Like sweatin' to the oldies.
Rule #1, dancers: Do not let your owners out-stage you in costume. It could make or break you.
I can tell you've been practicing, but I need you to engage with your audience more. Make us feel it, Ramone.
You've got good technique, I'll give you that. But it's been done to death, LaTrisse.
I'll tell you what, I'll give you a 7 for costume and music originality.
You took a risk choosing a beloved classic, Celine—and it paid off. You nailed it, girl!
In all my years, I have never seen such chemistry between two partners. This partnership is destiny.
This Tango Duo.
Are you out of breath!? What an athlete—truly!
Oh, who let Bernard in again?

Bernard, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times. This is not that kind of competition.