Kim Kardashian Is Now Selling The Closest Thing To Her Actual Butt
THE HOLIDAYS ARE GUNNA BE LIT.
Kim Kardashian's butt is EVERYWHERE we turn—Instagram, Twitter and, if you're lucky, maybe even your birthday and Christmas presents this year!
PRAISE BE: Kim Kardashian is now selling butt collage wrapping paper on her website!
Any Kardashian fanatic probably recognizes this butt as the same one from Kimoji, the reality star's custom app. Kim launched her emoji line a few months ago, and some of the standout ones included the butt, the selfie, the topless censor bar pic and the crying face.
Wrapping paper retails at $35, so start saving up! (Don't pretend you don't want all your gifts wrapped up in Kim's butt.) It's the gift that keeps on giving.
If butt wrapping paper doesn't speak to you, there's also the klassic Kim krying emoji as well as "bae" wrapping paper.
Better yet, you can have a butt collage phone case one day, a crying Kim the next, and a "lit" case for the weekend.
There's also this brilliant "Send Nudes" case.
If this is a reference to KiKi tweeting Bette Midler to send nudes after the actress dissed Kim's topless mirror selfie, this is the phone case all of us need in our lives.
Thanks for thinking of us, Kim!