Here Are Witty Responses to 17 Awful Questions You're Sure to Be Asked Over the Holidays
by N/A, 10 years ago |
2 min read
Yup, still single!
1. Are you dating anyone?
Thanks for the reminder, Grandma!
2. ...but you're so pretty! Why aren't you putting yourself out there?
Because everyone on Tinder sucks.
3. Are you and (boyfriend/girlfriend) thinking about getting married?
More wine, please.
4. Whatever happened to (ex's name)?
You really want to go there?
5. Have you been eating healthy?
*Grabs third helping of mashed potatoes*
6. What are your New Year's resolutions?
Eat more pie and take better selfies.
7. Are you still a vegetarian?
It's not a rebellious phase, mom and dad.
8. So, who will you be voting for in next year's election?
Oh God. Oh God.
9. Young people just aren't saving their money. You're smart about your spending habits, right?
Well, I had to buy myself a Christmas present this year which I actually needed, SO...
10. How's everything at work/school going?
Great! Moving on...
11. What do you like to do in your free time?
12. What are your summer plans?
13. You're not having another glass of wine, are you?
WATCH ME.
14. Have you heard about what (*insert successful cousin's name*) is doing with their business?
And this is why I'm in the middle of a quarter life crisis.
15. Can I show Grandma that one really good picture of you on your Instagram?
Were you actively stalking my Instagram when you found that...?
16. You're coming to church with us, right?
Totally!
17. Will you stay a bit longer?
Next time... next time.
✕
Do not show me this again