13 Tawny Frogmouths Who Are Just Not Feeling Their Nine To Five Jobs
by N/A, 10 years ago |
3 min read
As one of the more expressive birds out there, Tawny Frogmouths aren't great at keeping their emotions to themselves. That's why when they're having a bad Monday (which, let's be honest, is pretty much every Monday), it's no mystery to anyone.
I think it's safe to say we can all relate...
1. When you're trying to stay awake for your Monday morning meeting...
2. And your boss tells everyone that the deadline for that report was moved up a whole week...
3. Then you try to act enthused about it, as if it's some exciting "challenge"...
4. You get back to your desk, already upset, and Janice from accounting tells you "you look tired," and that "you should get more sleep"...
5. Which only ends up inspiring you to sneak into the storage room during lunch for a quick power nap...
6. But you wake up feeling even more tired than before...and it's almost 2:00...
7. Then you realize that you haven't gotten jack shit done the entire day...
8. And you stare at your computer in overwhelmed panic wondering where the hell to even start...
9. Then you come to the realization that there is absolutely no way you'll finish everything you need to do on time...
10. Looks like it's gonna be a 4-cup coffee day...
12. So you crack your knuckles and get to work. And somehow, by some divine intervention, you miraculously finish everything you need to on time, and feel like a Spartan god for it...
11. So you give yourself a huge pat on the back and an amped up pep talk so loud your coworkers actually hear you say things like, "hell yeah, you boss," and "you're the shit."
13. But then you get home and it hits you: you'll have to do it all over again tomorrow.
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