If You're A Person Who Is A Creature Of The Night Then These 16 Things Totally Define You

by N/A, 10 years ago | 4 min read

Who needs sleep anyway?

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1. You know how it goes. You're at work and all day long you dream of coming home and getting a good night's sleep.

You promise yourself that you'll crash at a reasonable hour.

2. So to get yourself in a *sleepy* mood, you have some much-needed "me" time.

There's nothing like a good bubble bath.

3. Then finally, you close your eyes and go to sleep. Alas!

4. LOL JK, your eyes are closed for like 30 seconds before you realize you can't sleep/don't want to be in bed yet.

5. You grab your phone and see what's up on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Tinder etc.

6. You stumble on some social media drama.

Whether it's the inevitable breakup you knew was bound to happen between that weird high school couple or someone commenting passive aggressive shit on your friend's status, you want to know more...

7. And then you find your ex's social media profile... and proceed to scroll through all their pictures and judge them hardcore.

WOOF.

8. You scroll through Instagram pictures from five hours ago and realize you really should be going to bed now...

9. OK, but you have to put Netflix on since the background noise of Ross and Rachel bickering helps you fall asleep.

10. Ugh, damn Netflix only gives you 15 seconds to decide if you want to watch another episode... but like why the fuck not?

11. And then those midnight munchies hit and you know you HAVE to do something about it for the sake of your sanity.

12. And before you know it, you've gone into full on chef mode.

13. You Snapchat your pathetic attempt at early bed time in hopes that someone else is up to live your late night guilt with you.

14. Nope, no one else is awake. *Checks social media again*

15. You have to tiptoe to the bathroom so you don't wake anyone up... and then have to make the difficult call to either loudly flush the toilet or be gross and not flush.

16. Now that you're fully ashamed of yourself you have nothing else to lose. You go back on social media, and at some point in the wee hours of the morning when the birds are chirping, you crash.