16 Products You Don't Really Need But You'll Desperately Want

by N/A, 10 years ago | 2 min read

Got some extra money laying around that you're just dying to throw away? Have a friend that you need to buy a gift for, but you secretly hate him/her? Check out this great list for some fun ideas!

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1. Oreo dipper. For when you don't want your fingers getting dangerously close to the milk.

At only $4.00, you'd honestly be a fool not to throw your money at this.

2. Gameboy fridge magnets.

$24.99. Perfect for the nerd in you. Just take all that money that you're not using to go on dates and buy.

3. Chopsticks shaped like lightsabers.

Because everyone will think you're really "unique" and "nerdy" for being so into Star Wars. You want everyone to think you're unique don't you? Then do what everyone else is doing and show your Star Wars fandom.

4. Human bowling ball. Because this definitely won't get old extremely fast.

Just shut up and shell out the $5,500 for this completely necessary gift.

5. Adult-sized light-up shoes.

For all of you who are desperately clinging to childhood. $79.97 on Etsy.

6. It's a motorbike. It's a cooler. It's the 12 MPH cooler.

Only $999.95. Shh, just buy it.

7. "Shittens" mitten-shaped moist wipes.

Repulsive. Must buy. $16.99.

8. "Hugvie," the hugable doll that resembles a human child just closely enough to be extremely creepy.

Looking to fill that terrible pit of loneliness that consumes your life? Look no further than Hugvie. Only $136.00.

9. A padlock for your nutella jar.

It's EUR 13,90. I'm too lazy to figure out the exchange rate. If you eat enough nutella to need a padlock, you probably are too. Whatever. Don't think. Just buy, you lazy fuck.

10. Sudoku toilet paper.

You gotta assume that if you can write on it, it can't be that soft. Who cares. It's fun. And when you're done with it, you can flush it down the toilet like you did with your $14.99.

11. Micro planter chess set.

This one's actually pretty cool, and 3D-printable. Check it out.

12. King Jim Wearable Futon Air Mat Set

Why? Don't ask questions, just give them your money. $77.

13. An RC mistletoe drone.

For when you want to be the creepiest guy at the party. Only $69.95.

14. Laptop-shaped cat scratching pad.

Let you cat feel like it's a busy business cat doing business. $35.00 from uncommon goods.

15. Portable Pizza Pouch. Perfect for carrying your lunch, doubles as a sweet necklace.

$8.00. Buy it now.

16. Ever wanted to eat your own face? Yes? Then buy the selfie toaster.

Chomp down on your own visage for only $69.95.