13 Bizarre Products You Never Knew You Wanted Until Right Now
People are weird, ya'll.
1. Lickable wallpaper that tastes like CAKE

Ya, this actually exists. Wallpaper you can lick that tastes like cake. But before you get all excited, fancy this: it's located in an office building's elevator in London. Imagine how many tongues have been on this. Should someone report this to HR?
2. Keyboard slippers to fulfill every tech nerd's dream

These are either the comfiest thing ever, or the most uncomfortable thing ever.

LOL, really though.
3. A way to get high off the smell of new books

More info here, nerds.
4. Chocolate-covered Doritos

...either delicious or nauseating.
5. Puking kitty gravy boat

Hairball hacking cough not included.
6. Now everyone can have a beard to keep them warm with a beard beanie

Get it here.
7. A canned cheeseburger...ew

C'mon America.
8. A boyfriend body pillow that isn't creepy at all

Single ladies say heyyyy.
9. Good luck finding your ball with these camouflaged golf balls

It's like a whole other game!

Honestly, I'm glad this exists.
11. Pet Sweep, so your floor is always clean...and your dogs do the cleaning!

Get it here.
12. Sleep at work with these HORRIFYINGLY CREEPY eye stickers to make it look like you're awake

Or you know, possessed.
13. Cat food scented soap...if that's your thing

Hey, not judging. Get it here.