You'll Never Be Let Down By A Date With A Cookie For These 14 Yummy Reasons
by N/A, 10 years ago |
2 min read
People may come and go, but cookies are (hot for you) forever.
1. Ah, love at first sight. This cookie is beautiful on the outside, but you deeply wonder if it has substance on the inside. Sometimes, looks can deceive you!
2. You get to know this cookie. You savor every moment, but you're taking things slow. If you indulge too fast, you might get burned!
3. You can't help but dream about Cookie day in and day out.
4. It even sparks your sexual awakening...
There's no fighting this feeling anymore.
5. You admit to yourself: "I want this cookie. I want my mouth to taste it."
6. You keep coming back for more.
7. You start to unravel its many layers, and open up about your feelings.
8. You have a late night heart to heart about where your relationship is headed.
9. You think back to the way things once were.
10. You've watched them fully develop into a beautiful and spiritual masterpiece.
11. You don't even want to hide your feelings in public anymore!
12. While there was a time you wanted all the cookies in the world, this one speaks to your heart.
13. *Gets down on one knee to propose to cookie.
14. And lives happily ever after and goes to cookie heaven.*
THE END.
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Do not show me this again