18 Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Every Experience You've Had With Starbucks

by N/A, 10 years ago | 5 min read

Coffee shouldn't be this complicated. Starbucks needs to slow their role, and consumers as a whole need to quit feeding into it.

1. It literally was this simple, and now we all fall for it...

2. Somebody should give them a taste of their own medicine...

3. Yeah, that'd be adorbs...

4. We'd watch this movie...

5. Sounds like a yummy new menu, that may actually happen if we're not careful...

6. This makes so much more sense now...

7. It's a very loving gaze indeed...

8. This is basically what we've been building them up towards...

9. Well, what's your name?

10. Yeah, F*CK capitalism, drink "coffee"...

11. Just take her away, please...

12. This will literally blow their mind...

13. So close...

14. This comparison is spot on...

15. It's like playing "bloody Mary" or "candy cane" but scarier...

16. Nailed it...

17. Eminem should be their marketing guy...

18. This epidemic is most likely upon us soon...