Britney Spears Shows Us She Is A Woman Of The People With Her Target Shopping Runs
by N/A, 10 years ago |
3 min read
GIMME, GIMME MORE.Â
We get it. Target is a magical place where dreams come true (and for cheap!). If there's one superstar who gets the excitement you feel when you step foot in America's Greatland, it's home girl Britney Spears.
1. OK, this will be quick. Just coming to get what I came for. *Quickly pushes cart past the One Spot to avoid stocking up on another bedazzled notebook.
2. Damn you, One Spot. *Buys MORE useless crap. This place is toxic.
3. Well now that I'm here, I might as well look at clothes. What will go with my Ugg boots?!
4. OMG that's Pizza Hut. No, I can't.
4. I need to take better care of my cuticles... Oh, look there's a sale on cuticle products! Is it worth it?! *Stares at the shelves for five minutes.
5. Five minutes later. Ugh, why can't I make up my mind?
6. Can this person be calling at a worse time?! The fate of my cuticles lies in making this decision now.
7. Oops, I (dropped my phone) again.
8. LOL, no one saw that. Play it cool.
9. Well, I'm here, so I might as well check out another aisle... I'm very drawn to these gadgets. Is this the future?
10. Toilet paper is always good to have. You can never have too much toilet paper! If the world ended, I would regret not buying another pack of toilet paper.
11. Whew, made it to check out. Wait, Beyonce and Jay Z are getting divorced?! Another day, another outrageous headline. Do I want those Icebreakers though?
12. I can't believe I bought all this crap. WHYYY.
13. Wait, where the fuck did I park?
14. Yeah, my cart is full, why are you staring at me you pervert?
15. If I said I want to come back to Target tomorrow, would you hold it against me?
Bless you, Britney. You are all of us at Target.
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Do not show me this again