Need Help Figuring Out How To Be An Adult? The Sarcasm Is Strong In These 16 Mom Texts

by N/A, 10 years ago | 2 min read

Moving away from home means only one thing: you still have to talk to your mom, but now it's mostly through text. Here's the definitive proof of these exchanges.

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1. Discussing anything that involves tearsâ€¦

Because, she won't judge your ugly FaceTime cry-face.

2. Discussing your past mistakesâ€¦

That she seems to think will repeat themselves.

3. Discussing how she doesn't care to discuss things on your behalfâ€¦

She was no help at all here!

4. Discussing the need for free entertainmentâ€¦

Well, free for you at least.

5. Discussing how you miss having her around, because she knew how to cookâ€¦

And you clearly do not.

6. Discussing your lack of funds or tactâ€¦

Which is just sad at this point.

7. Discussing your medical issues with her instead of licensed professionalâ€¦

Mommy knows best.

8. Discussing things you didn't expect she'd do to your roomâ€¦

Then, she zings you too.

9. Discussing the surprising fact you're still aliveâ€¦

Plus, a mom zing.

10. Discussing the obviousâ€¦

And her lack of millennial vernacular.Â

11. Discussing a change in hair salonsâ€¦

Which you don't foresee happening.Â

12. Discussing her future, which includes your futureâ€¦

Gotta take care of old, wrinkly mommy.

13. Discussing legal adviceâ€¦

That you should be able to decipher on your own.

14. Discussing your misfortunesâ€¦

That she has a simple solution for.

15. Discussing your issues that she can't fixâ€¦

Thanks, mom!

16. Discussing career bureaucracy bullcrapâ€¦

That as an adult you should know by now, or just ask someone in the office.