These 14 Stand-Up Jokes Will Never Go Away Because They're Just TOO Funny

by N/A, 10 years ago | 1 min read

Just some comedy gold right here. Enjoy.Â

1. George Carlin

He speaks the truth.Â

2. Bob Newhart

The country music diss.Â

3. Jim Jefferies

Girls and their fights...

4. Brian Posehn

RUDE.Â

5. Greg Giraldo

This guy is right. Who are we to judge.Â

6. Hannibal Buress

CLASSIC. But seriously. When someone asks you why you would want to work at Starbucks, how could you answer any other way?Â

7. Louis C. K.

"It's over when I hate myself." We get ya, Louis C. K.

8. Lavell Crawford

LOLOLOL. Fact.Â

9. Steven Wright

This sad truth.Â

10. Dave Chappelle

OHHHH, Dave. Everyone loves you.Â

11. Joan Rivers

Just a classic mom thing to do.Â

12. Mitch Hedberg

DUDE. That's not wine.Â

13. Chris Rock

Chris Rock, everybody.Â

14. Jim Gaffigan

Same.Â