18 People Who Will Never Get Hired Because Their Resume Is Complete Garbage

by N/A, 10 years ago | 2 min read

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These are much less an application for work and much more a cry for help.Â

1. When you have "Lost virginity" anywhere on your resume, you need to reevaluate your situation.

2. Sometimes conventions are there for a reason.

3. Don't let Jason proofread your resume.

4. It's amazing they were able to type this at all!

5. Words cannot begin to describe...

6. To sum up: They worked at Google and they haven't murdered any kids.

7. Everything about this is just a big ol' bummer.

8. Nefarious Dude, indeed.

9. What industry could this possibly cater to?

10. Where to even begin with these spelling errors?

11. He fuckin' wants to act, guys, give him a chance.

12. Hand written? SERIOUSLY?

13. There is cock ALL over this page.

14. If you're looking for a rapist, Daryl's your man.

15. They sure are good at a LOT of shit.

16. Apparently Canada didn't fall under the North American category.

17. Look closely at the background...

18. The cropping of the photo...the colors...the fonts...the INEXPLICABLE clip art...