These 25 Quotation Marks Have Been Horribly Misplaced..."Sorry" About That
by N/A, 10 years ago |
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"Some" people don't understand what "quotations" mean.
1. No, you should probably actually watch for them
2. But not if you're actually pregnant
3. Um, I think I'll go with just a burger, please
4. Wait, is it not fresh? Are they serving old sandwiches?
5. I don't know what meat service is, and I don't really want to find out
6. It's actually just a bucket
7. Those cameras don't work
8. I think I'll skip that one, thank you very much
9. I would still be careful
10. Please don't light any fires in this building, I don't think there are sprinklers
11. What vegetables exactly?
12. No please, WASH YOUR HANDS
13. I think this means you're good to drink!
14. Who else would they make happy?
15. Well, they're clearly not good security guards
16. I don't trust anything that is labeled "safe"
17. Um, again, food should never be in quotes
18. What? Who accepts them? And what do they actually buy?
19. Um...who?
20. No, just DON'T do it
21. That just feels creepy
22. Yeah...I'll skip those ones, thank you very much
23. I only trust unquoted flu shots, but that's just me
24. PSA; Only ever get lipo from a REAL plastic surgeon
25. I mean, I don't consider Budweiser real beer myself, and I guess I'm not alone
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Do not show me this again