15 Guys That Make You Want To Run Away, With Pets That Make You Want To Stay

by N/A, 10 years ago | 2 min read

And in one fell swoop, the stereotypes of masculinity associated with beards, tattoos, motorcycles, and muscularity were all obliterated.

Nowhere is it written in the constitution that a man with an impressively robust beard can't own a kitten.

Nor does it prohibit cheesy facial nuzzling.

After all, behind every tattoo-covered chest is a softie's heart.

Because puppies make everything better.

And when you love dogs, you want one you can take everywhere.

Or drive around with conspicuously, until the ladies notice.

Judging by the veins on his forehead, this dog makes this dude's blood race.

You may look like a villainous character from The Fast and Furious, but you are definitely still entitled to owning a puppy.

Or dressing one up like tourist (the French colored chin-beads are an excellent touch though).

And actually, the understood rule is, the bigger the beard, the smaller the dog.

And if you have a mohawk, you are strictly limited to variations of Chihuahuas.

And that's okay, because Chihuahuas are fearless, just like you.

If there's one thing we know, it's that you should never judge a pet by its owner - or an owner by its pet for that matter.

Why? Because deep down, we're all more than our exteriors. We're ALL misunderstood.

Yes, even Danny Trejo.