17 Reasons That You Regret Owning A Cat

by N/A, 10 years ago | 2 min read

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It's really no secret that cats are the biggest assholes of the animal world, and yet we all still seem to love them.

1. They never find your jokes funny.

2. They never want to take a selfie with you.

3. Like...ever.

4. They assume your face is a perfectly acceptable place to sit down.

5. They don't like the same food as you do.

6. They straight up try to eat you.

7. And will not stop until they get a bite.

8. Their favorite activity seems to be hissing at you.

9. They like to block your favorite activities.

10. Their default look is resting bitch face.

11. Or "get away from me" face.

12. They decide where and when you can go somewhere.

13. Or when you can do work.

14. They've definitely got their own food and water, but they like it so much better if it's yours.

15. They have no regard for personal possessions.

16. They generally don't want to be anywhere near you.

17 And really, wouldn't you hate someone if they did this to you?