19 Signs You Are The Absolute Laziest Person You Know
by N/A, 10 years ago |
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We can all be a little lazy sometimes, but every once in a while, that laziness gets out of hand.
1. Your idea of cleaning your room is just shoving everything under the bed or in a closet.
2. You've picked something up with your feet because your hands were too far away.
3. You've trained your dog to grab the most important objects in your life.
3. Instead of doing laundry, you've just bought new underwear.
5. When you've run out of clean bowls, you've poured the milk right into the cereal box.
6. You've waited around not cooking, even though you're hungry, until someone else gets home to make food.
7. You eat the crumbs off your shirt instead of getting more, and justified it by saying you don't want to "waste" any.
8. You've had to pee, and well, there was a water bottle right there...
9. You've used a straightener to iron your clothes.
10. You've used a knife to eat food since there were no clean forks.
11. You moved a year ago, and there are still boxes everywhere.
12. Instead of taking the time to cook something, you've just eaten it cold out of the can.
13. You keep a mini fridge in your room so you don't have to go all the way to the kitchen.
14. You've spent a lot of time searching for jobs, but no time applying for jobs.
15. You bought the e-book, even though you know you have the actual book somewhere in your house, but you didn't want to look for it.
16. You've ordered delivery from a restaurant you could walk to.
17. You've shaved your legs in the living room so you could watch TV.
18. You've texted someone who is in the same room as you, to avoid talking.
19. You've done your work on the floor because your desk is covered in papers that you don't want to clean.
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Do not show me this again