19 Weird Gifts To Give Someone Who Has Everything Else
by N/A, 11 years ago |
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Because no one wants that gift card you're thinking of buying. No one.
1. A bank that eats your money
Easily the most disturbing bank in the world.
2. Teeny tiny sad Keanu Reeves
Extra tiny and extra sad.
3. A pillowcase with a shirtless Nicolas Cage
He'll find YOUR National Treasure.
4. Grocery bag handles
Never make a second trip again!
5. A tie with a hidden flask in it
For all those weddings without an open bar.
6. A single serve fondue pot
Because who doesn't love a mug of boiling hot cheese!?
7. A Lego clock
Because reading numbers is too easy.
8. A wand that is actually a TV remote control
Accio crappy reality TV!
9. An Oreo dipping spoon
Never let your Oreo fall into the milk again!
10. A grappling hook
For the wanna be Batman among your friends (which should be all your friends. Batman is awesome.)
11. An arm shaped pillow.
For your long distance significant other.
12. An at home peanut butter maker
Because Jif is *so* last year.
13. A pillow with Britney Spears circa 2007 on it
Just to remind you everyone can bounce back.
14. A shower curtain with a sloth climbing the Empire State Building
Because it's a sloth. On the Empire State Building. Need I say more?
15. A little chair for your squirrel friends
Because those tree branches aren't all that comfortable, really.
16. Pizza Cone Makers
Who doesn't want to eat their pizza out of a cone?!
17. Gold spray paint you can eat
For when you want your dinner to be extra fancy.
18. A remote controlled drink holder
Because no one wants to get out of the pool to get a drink.
19. Bowls with legs on them
Because your dinner parties are getting a little boring.
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Do not show me this again